A few things.
Mar. 30th, 2001 05:53 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kv0925A guy came into work yesterday. he was scary. One of those short guys who lift weights so they're squat, know what I mean? He was an ex-Marine. I was shocked. :) But the thing that bothered me was that he had a HUGE mouthful of chewing tobacco (chaw, if you will), and a plastic cup with a gigantic wad of that crap that he'd occasionally spit into. Okay, now.. who doesn't think this is a disgusting habit? Beyond disgusting? Shudder.
And, on a lighter note, from my favorite source of fake news, The Onion:
Giant Blood Clot Dislodges From Your Femoral Artery
YOUR CIRCULATORY SYSTEM-- According to lower-extremity sources, a blood clot two to three times larger than necessary to cause a heart attack has broken loose from your femoral artery and is migrating up your leg at this very moment. "In light of the size of this clot," your doctor said, "calling 911 would only waste city resources." Your doctor recommended that you lie down near the front door so the coroner's office can more easily remove your body from your home.
Heh heh.
And, on a lighter note, from my favorite source of fake news, The Onion:
Giant Blood Clot Dislodges From Your Femoral Artery
YOUR CIRCULATORY SYSTEM-- According to lower-extremity sources, a blood clot two to three times larger than necessary to cause a heart attack has broken loose from your femoral artery and is migrating up your leg at this very moment. "In light of the size of this clot," your doctor said, "calling 911 would only waste city resources." Your doctor recommended that you lie down near the front door so the coroner's office can more easily remove your body from your home.
Heh heh.
